- me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
Benny Goodman
“Why is my reed red?”
“I can’t hit that!”
“BLAAAAAAAAAASSSST!!!!!!”
“I think the clarinet behind me exploded”
“Haha spit!! *empties spit valve/ turns clarinet upside down on your head*”
“Why am I flat!?”
“I’m to sharp to play!”
“The damn thing is broken again!”
“Fuck this reed, fuck this…
My drawing, called The Alto Clarinet Player.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
My night has been made.
This needed to be reblogged because of its absurd hilarity
(Source: radiophile, via queen-sparkles)
It’s called the border between heaven and earth.
(Source: soulsonic-creature, via specular-reflection)
